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Aziz blogs from desks, beds, and toilets across the eastern seaboard. He presently resides in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, where Matisyahu lives (we think) and smiling is strongly discouraged. He would either never leave the house, or likely get himself shot if not for the guidance of his Good Twin.

Rachel is testing the blogging waters and offering her refreshingly pretense-free brand of cultural insight. She is a Scorpio, enjoys cleaning with bleach, and has failed to write her own bio. Her dream car is a Pontiac Aztek, and her favourite movie is Air Bud.